McDonald’s introduced this new thing called the “Go Active! Happy Meal for Adults.” Glenn and I discovered it this morning while we were at The Worst McDonald’s in the World.
This must be their response to all the criticism over allegedly causing obesity. (“Honestly, your honor, they made me buy the Supersized Fries and they stuck an IV in my arm when I walked in and they squished those Shamrock Shakes through!”) It consists of a premium salad, a bottle of water, a “walking tips booklet,” and a “Stepometer